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St Petronilla’s Day - May 31st

A tale of jealousy, escape, passion and purity.

Locked away by her father before escaping across the Alps and then unrequited love in the Bavarian forest.  This was the turbulent life for young Petronilla.  She was the stunningly beautiful daughter of a devout Christian in 4th Century Rome.  This possessive father locked his daughter away from admiring suitors until she escaped to Rhaetia at the edge of Roman civilisation in what is now southern Germany.

It was there she entranced a young king, Flaccus, who vowed to take her for his wife. But the marriage of a Pagan and a Roman could never happen and she was eventually taken back to Rome where she starved herself to death.  It was said that she preferred to die rather than marry a pagan or could it be that she died because she was not allowed to marry him?  We shall never know, but eventually she became a virgin martyr honoured in the annals of Church history.
Was it her journey across the Alps that gave her the status as the Patron Saint of mountain travellers? Again we shall never know but it is far more credible than her patronage of the French Dauphin, based solely on the tenuous discovery of a dolphin found carved on her sarcophagus!
Was Petronilla involved in the ancient Bavarian game of ‘Spuckender Kirsch Kern?’  - Possibly!  Today this game involves little more than spitting cherry stones as far as possible.  However this tradition is borne, like so many other things, out of an ancient ritual with deeper undertones.
Evidently the local Germanic tribes used to harvest the wild cherries in early summer and celebrate the occasion with a feast.  By tthe middle of June the main rituals of Spring were long gone and most eligible men had taken a wife. At the end of the feast the remaining single women of the tribe competed with each other to spit cherry stones at a cowbell hung 20 paces away.  The first damzel to ring the bell got the choice of any single men remaining whether the man in question liked it or not.
Such was the expertise of these women that they could hit the bell with their eyes shut - if they wanted to!

 

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It is thought that this practice was adapted by the whole tribe to become a defiant gesture against their Roman occupiers.  Is it therefore just a coincidence that St Petronilla's Day is adjacent to this cherry fest and is it also coincidental that she was renown for wearing cherry red shoes and matching clothing?

I think not.

Roger.

The Faartals in New York

Not exactly a walk, but still something of an outing!

It was necessary for the Faartals to make a weekend trip to New York (near Ripley) to discover the murderer of Pepi Roni, the Godfather of the Roni family.

We were greeted by Father Alfredo, with more bottles in his/her bag than rabbits in a magician's hat, but by midnight we had disposed of them all.

Clair Voyant produced a copious meal of which any Italian would be proud, and which was very fitting for the occasion.

Mama Rosa looked suitably distraught all evening while the dapper Rocco Scarfazzi was always close by to comfort her in spite of his fiancee, Tara Misu being around all the time.  Mind you it appeared that Tara had been around quite a bit, if you know what I mean!

Daughter Angel soon showed she was a woman of ambition and fantasies and by no means a good Italian girl!  Her main fantasy was the dashing Bo Jalais, a French wine making cousin in charge of the Scarfazzi vineyards.

Lastly came son Marco Roni, who Mama said was a good boy!  All he wanted to do was play professional football, but his family had other ideas and insisted that he worked in the family restaurant.

Could you believe that one of these Faartals was the prime suspect?? 

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Many thanks to mine hosts for a brilliant evening!

Constitutional Crisis

Members may not have realised that under clause 3 of our beloved CONSTITUTION, it is suggested that the revered post of Chief Faartal can only be held by a person of the male persuasion. This could be an error of drafting, or indeed caused by excessive draught of one sort or another, but unless our constitution makes it clear that the male embraces the female, at least in terms of pronouns, we may be guilty of a form of discrimination that would not be tolerated in less important aspects of life e.g. employment. If any Faartal sees fit to call an extraordinary general meeting to discuss this pressing topic, your Chief Faartal has checked that Kinder Scout is available this afternoon for an emergency debate. If the agenda allows, it would also be possible to discuss the finer points of cross-dressing in relation to the wearing of St Petronilla's shoes by a male Chief Faartal.